New year's special =)

since tmr is 1th january of the year of the rat, i hav something special for everyone. BEHOLD... all students' worst nightmare.. a TEST!! YES! 2007's final exam's kinda 'short', agree? no? chill, this 'test' i'm about to show you all is NOT a test of biology, chemistry, bla bla bla (damn! y do we hav so many subjects), it's..... a test for idiocy!

Test for Idiocy

Below are four (4 )

questions and a bonus

question. You have

to answer them

instantly. You can't

take your time,

answer all of them

immediately . OK?

Let's find out just

how clever you really

are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating

in a race. You

overtake the second

person. What position

are you in?

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Answer: If you answered

that you are first,

then you are absolutely

wrong! If you

overtake the second

person, you take

his place, so you

are second!

Try not to screw

up next time. Now

answer the second

question,but don't

take as much time

as you took for

the first one, OK ?

Second Question: If

you overtake the

last person, then

you are...?

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Answer: If you

answered that you

are second to

last, then you

are wrong again.

Tell me, how can

you overtake the

LAST Person?
You're not very

good at this,

are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky

arithmetic! Note:

This must be done

in your head only.

Do NOT use paper

and pencil or a

calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and

add 40 to it..

Now add another

1000. Now add 30.

Add another 1000.

Now add 20.

Now add another

1000 Now add 10.

What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer

is actually 4100.

If you don't

believe it, check

it with a calculator!

Today is definitely

not your day,

is it? Maybe you'll

get the last

question right....

...Maybe.

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has

five daughters: 1.

Nana, 2. Nene,

3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the ! name

of the fifth

daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it

isn't. Her name

is Mary. Read

the question again!

Okay, now the

bonus round:
A mute person

goes into a shop

and wants to buy

a toothbrush. By

imitating the action

of brushing his

teeth he successfully

expresses himself to

the shopkeeper and

the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man

comes into the

shop who wants

to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how

does HE indicate

what he wants?

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ANSWER
He just has to

open his mouth

and ask... It's

really very simple...

Like you!

neat har? so now you know how stupid you are. dun worry, i'm quite a dumbass myself =.=

anyway happy year of the rat! squeak squeak. say.. come to think of it, lately a family of rats invaded my house. they ate my precious packet of grape-flavoured jell-o. curses!! i was saving the best for the last. WTF