Sunday, December 30, 2007

New year's special =)

since tmr is 1th january of the year of the rat, i hav something special for everyone. BEHOLD... all students' worst nightmare.. a TEST!! YES! 2007's final exam's kinda 'short', agree? no? chill, this 'test' i'm about to show you all is NOT a test of biology, chemistry, bla bla bla (damn! y do we hav so many subjects), it's..... a test for idiocy!

Test for Idiocy
Below are four (4 )
questions and a bonus
question. You have
to answer them
instantly. You can't
take your time,
answer all of them
immediately . OK?
Let's find out just
how clever you really

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating
in a race. You
overtake the second
person. What position
are you in?

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Answer: If you answered
that you are first,
then you are absolutely
wrong! If you
overtake the second
person, you take
his place, so you
are second!
Try not to screw
up next time. Now
answer the second
question,but don't
take as much time
as you took for
the first one, OK ?
Second Question: If
you overtake the
last person, then
you are...?

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Answer: If you
answered that you
are second to
last, then you
are wrong again.
Tell me, how can
you overtake the
LAST Person?
You're not very
good at this,
are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky
arithmetic! Note:
This must be done
in your head only.
Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a
calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and
add 40 to it..
Now add another
1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another
1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer
is actually 4100.

If you don't
believe it, check
it with a calculator!
Today is definitely
not your day,
is it? Maybe you'll
get the last
question right....

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has
five daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene,
3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the ! name
of the fifth

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it
isn't. Her name
is Mary. Read
the question again!

Okay, now the
bonus round:
A mute person
goes into a shop
and wants to buy
a toothbrush. By
imitating the action
of brushing his
teeth he successfully
expresses himself to
the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man
comes into the
shop who wants
to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how
does HE indicate
what he wants?

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He just has to
open his mouth
and ask... It's
really very simple...
Like you!
neat har? so now you know how stupid you are. dun worry, i'm quite a dumbass myself =.=
anyway happy year of the rat! squeak squeak. say.. come to think of it, lately a family of rats invaded my house. they ate my precious packet of grape-flavoured jell-o. curses!! i was saving the best for the last. WTF

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