Junni: FYI, this is not a made up 'story' nor a prank, 1st of April's over. This is the genuine copy of our said innocent qi yen's Q&A. Why did i bold the word 'said'? You are about to find it out yourself. Anyway, she is in no way a victim of tag counterfeiting and i am NOT involved in the black market (though i might be one day.. who knows *ginned evilly*). So here it goes...
1. What is your favourite food?
rotten decaying mice covered in rich piping hot cockroach sauce. hmmmm. simply divine. hehe. just joking. i will always crave for beacon point's scrumptious cakes! blueberry cheese cake, anyone?
2. Have you given your first kiss away?
candidly, yes. i shared a deep passionate lingering kiss with my brother. only because i was 4 n had absolutely no idea what the hell i was doing by the way, my mom caught us " in the act"! she freaked out n cried the whole day trying to think of a way to break the news to my dad, you know, about how my bro n i have betrayed them n are planning to elope...........hiaz.....................i also like to kiss my soft toy turtle,SHELLY everyday.
3. if you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the three buddies you would take with you?
1. i will bring Mr. cheang along. then, i will use my cell phone to call james bond to drive his private jet over to come rescue me, leaving mr cheang stranded alone. this way, we will never have to do add maths homework ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
2. jessica n junni. so that they can give mr cheang their evil looks when we leave him on the island alone. isolated. away from civilisation.
3. chin. i desperately need her evil hyena laugh as a special effect when mr cheang begs for mercy. yo! this can be the latest james bond flick!
mr cheang: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! dont leave me here! i got add maths homework to give u guys!!!!!!!! (sobs) i am just trying my very best to spread joy through blessing u with homework! is that so wrong????????? do u not appreciate me???
qi yen: Awwwwwwwwwwww. of course i appreciate u......dont cry......it pains me to see u like this.....NOT! in your dreams, mr cheang!
jess: ( the evil look) haha!!!!!!!!!! look on the bright side. if u get hungry, just climb that coconut tree la. also, u can make friends with robinson crusoe maaa.
junni: ooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!! i am soooooo loving this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( rubbing hands gleefully)
together: so long!!!!! papa cheang!!!!!
chin: ( how to describe her laughter aahh?) aaaaaaaahahahahaha! yyyyyyyyyahahahahaha! wwwwwwwwwakakakakaka!
THE END. MOVIE IN CINEMAS LATER THIS YEAR. WILL KEEP U POSTED.
PS: mr cheang, if u happen to be reading this, please do not be offended. im joking la. too streaa cause u give too much homework.
4. where is the place that u want to go the most?
the set of american idol. to meet michael johns n david archuleta! and simon cowell, of course. to ask him why he is being extra nice this year. he even gave compliments when a contestant croaked to him that "they were brothers till the end of time". and he smiled. a lot. i will bring jess along if she wants to come. hehe
5. if u can have 1 dream come true, what would it be?
to be the master of all universe n control time. this way, i will never have to graduate from mgs n can stay with u guys forever. i wont have to be afraid of losing u guys. i can also stay young forever!!!!!!!!!
6. do u believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
is this some sort of a trick question?????? or does this have something to do with the story of the rain god in literature???? and sacrificing children not for rain to fall but to see a rainbow????
7. what are you afraid to lose the moat now?
1. my 5s1 friends. i teasure them deeply from the bottom of my heart. losing anyone of then would be devastating. wors cannot describe them.
2. my family. i almost lost my brother when he was a baby. not even one doctor could figure out what was wrong with him until a miracle worker (doctor) stepped in to land a hand. thank GOD.
3. SHELLY. my soft toy turtle. my faithful companion during hardships. my comfort. my angel.
8. whatever happened to you, my friend????? did number 7 eat you?????
9. if u meet someone u love, would u confess to him/her?
depends. if i fall madly in love with a guy i will open up to him. if i fall in love with a girl, forget it. however, if i fall for my friend's boyfriend, i will stay out of it even if it kills me. no man can come between us. i will always try to avoid love triangles or even love rectangles. one thing is for sure. i ain't jumping off a building if my love life is down the toilet.
10. list out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
3 potential killer
11. what is the one thing u likr about yourself?
my curves. (joking) guess i like being a left-hander.its my pride.hehehe
12. which type of person do u hate the most?
hypocrites n perverts
13. what is your ambition?
aiyo. dunno la. im losy. part time hip hopper. si that i can express my inner angst.
14. if u have fault, would u rather the people around u point it out or would u rather they shut up?
it's okay,guys. you can tell me if i've been a bad, bad girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. what do u think is the most important thing in your life?
my TV!!!!!!!!!!! CONFESSIONS OF A TV ADDICT!!!!!!!!!
16 are you a shopaholic or not?
just drop me in the mph bookstore. HALLELUJAH!!!! i'm in heaven yollllll! i'm not a shopaholic. i am just a teenager wanting desperately to buy my stufffffff.
17. find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
bootilicious and sexy. watch out, justin timberlake!!!! junni is bringing sexy back!!!! she's bringing sexy back, yeah!!!!
18. what do you do when someone faints in front of you??
pour a bucket of iced water over the victim.
19. what makes you different?
1 junni says i am perky. not true
2 mei ching says i love homework. not true.
3 jess says i have superstrength. doubly not true.
4 i have an inner angst. very true.
20. when is your birthday?
the day neil armstrong landed on the moon. hehehe. no la. it's 5 august 1991.
lastly, i sincerely hope that u all have enjoyed yourselves immensely after reading this. i want to tag stephanie wong!
-end of qi yen's tag-
Junni: Get what i mean? Qi yen's the type that will strike unceremoniously. By the way qi yen, you better go get a life insurance or a bodyguard, or flee for refuge or whatever, because after reading your answer in question 17, you're in the top 5 of my 'people to be eliminated' list. If this is a normal forum whereby i'm an anonymous user, i would throw the 'f*** you' worlds at your face (aww.. how can i be so rude... don't be surprised, it's a common thing in forums). All in all, this inner transformation from bashful little girl to provocative malicious killer left me breathless....