New year's special =)

since tmr is 1th january of the year of the rat, i hav something special for everyone. BEHOLD... all students' worst nightmare.. a TEST!! YES! 2007's final exam's kinda 'short', agree? no? chill, this 'test' i'm about to show you all is NOT a test of biology, chemistry, bla bla bla (damn! y do we hav so many subjects), it's..... a test for idiocy!

Test for Idiocy

Below are four (4 )

questions and a bonus

question. You have

to answer them

instantly. You can't

take your time,

answer all of them

immediately . OK?

Let's find out just

how clever you really

are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating

in a race. You

overtake the second

person. What position

are you in?

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Answer: If you answered

that you are first,

then you are absolutely

wrong! If you

overtake the second

person, you take

his place, so you

are second!

Try not to screw

up next time. Now

answer the second

question,but don't

take as much time

as you took for

the first one, OK ?

Second Question: If

you overtake the

last person, then

you are...?

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Answer: If you

answered that you

are second to

last, then you

are wrong again.

Tell me, how can

you overtake the

LAST Person?
You're not very

good at this,

are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky

arithmetic! Note:

This must be done

in your head only.

Do NOT use paper

and pencil or a

calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and

add 40 to it..

Now add another

1000. Now add 30.

Add another 1000.

Now add 20.

Now add another

1000 Now add 10.

What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer

is actually 4100.

If you don't

believe it, check

it with a calculator!

Today is definitely

not your day,

is it? Maybe you'll

get the last

question right....

...Maybe.

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has

five daughters: 1.

Nana, 2. Nene,

3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the ! name

of the fifth

daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it

isn't. Her name

is Mary. Read

the question again!

Okay, now the

bonus round:
A mute person

goes into a shop

and wants to buy

a toothbrush. By

imitating the action

of brushing his

teeth he successfully

expresses himself to

the shopkeeper and

the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man

comes into the

shop who wants

to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how

does HE indicate

what he wants?

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ANSWER
He just has to

open his mouth

and ask... It's

really very simple...

Like you!

neat har? so now you know how stupid you are. dun worry, i'm quite a dumbass myself =.=

anyway happy year of the rat! squeak squeak. say.. come to think of it, lately a family of rats invaded my house. they ate my precious packet of grape-flavoured jell-o. curses!! i was saving the best for the last. WTF

'The Pearl', anyone???

hey ppl, anyone read 'The Pearl'???? In the toilet, maybe ...<<

4science1 2007

Movies

Since the blog is quite dead here..so i figured i should just put something up so that this blog won't be extinct anymore..haha..

It's the hols now so i've been watching quite a lot of movies..most of them through illegal means (shh..) so i'll just give you a run through on what to watch and what NOT to watch. But all of this is IMHO of course. One man's meat may be another man's poison, so they say.

Mr. and Mr. Smith


So what happens when husband and wife shoot a movie together (not sure whether they were already married then)? There's definitely a lot of chemistry between these two. For obvious reasons this movie is nice to watch as the sexiest man and woman are playing the leads. Not much of a plot though. Lot's of bombs and explosives and knives. But yeah, a feel good movie to watch. I give 3/5 stars,

Transformers



At first I didn't want to watch this show. After all, it was all about robots, machinery, etc..not my kind of thing. But then this movie started to get rave reviews from everyone who watched it. So i went with my dad to catch it in the cinema. WOW. It's was good. Lot's of action and even funny at some parts. It's kinda like ageeks rule movie. So if you're thinking geeks are uncool, think again. Micheal Bay certainly did a great job with this movie. Highly recommended4 1/2 stars. And oh yeah, those who missed it on the big screen, poor you. It's so much better in the cinema.

Hairspray

www.hairspraymovie.com

Thanks to Mayjet for the DVD! (return it to you soon). So basically it's musical. I won't give out much details here. It's colourful, fun, vibrant. Singing, dancing is good, except for the duet between Edna Turnblad (John Travolta) and 'her' husband, Wilbur Turnblad 'Christopher Walken'. The duet was weird..haha..not sure how to describe it la. It's not a really funny film la, just lots of singing and dancing and the serious issue of racial inequality. Newcomer Nikki Blonsly as Tracy Turnblad, the main character is pretty impressive. Zac Efron is better in this movie than in the HSM movies. James Marsden..his singing is not bad man, who would have known the Cyclops in X-Men could sing? So how high would i rate this movie? 4 Stars, if there was such a thing.

Enchanted



The latest movie to hit our shores as of 4th of December. I guess the main attraction of the film was Patrick Dempsey, the guy on the right of Grey's Anatomy fame. Apparently, most of the bystanders during the filming were shouting out his name. So what do i think of it? It's fun, feel good, and this movie makes you so sick of love (right Zhi Hui). It has the cartoon element mixed with the reality of life. Snow white, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella all thrown into the mix. This movie wouldn't be Disney if they didn't have singing or dancing right? So there are a few parts of singing and dancing, i esp like the part when this whole big group dance and sing in the middle of central park. Susan Sarandon plays the evil queen and she's pretty good. James Marsden is the bumbling self-obsessed prince, who also sings in this movie. Timothy Spall is Nathaniel, the Queen's sidekick, who is so darn resourceful. I guess employment in New York is easy peasy. No qualification also can work as waiter, taxi driver, sell apples at Central Park. Oh well..disney movie right. Amy Adams as Giselle, the super naive princess is delightful. And oh yeah, Patrick Demspey as the serious lawyer is really appropriate. Interesting way of calling the animals too. Highly recommended for the holiday season. 4 1/2 stars. And oh, did i mention this movie was funny too?

Here's the scene at Central Park:


National Treasure



Okay i admit. Before Enchanted, there's usually lots of trailers. Then the sequel for National Treasure- Book of Secrets came on. It seemed so cool and fast moving so when i went home i pulled out this DVD to watch. The movie is so intriguing, smart and also there's some element of comedy. Can't say that the idea of hidden treasure is purely original but hey, I think this movie is quite watchable. Nicholas Cage plays Ben Gates, the super smart guy who can solve all the clues. Haha. His assistant, Riley Poole played by Justin Bartha provides the funny comments etc. Plus he's cute. HAHA. So why don't you give this movie a try? Then after that we all can watch the sequel together eh?? 4/5 stars.

Sequel of National Treasure (National Treasure- Book of Secrets)

Here's the trailer if you're interested:



What NOT to watch will be coming soon.