Thursday, May 29, 2008


I'm bored.
I'm pathetic.
I'm stupid.
I've problems with making decisions.
Please help me decide by taking a ridiculous vote.
Ignore this if you think this is WTF... I wouldn't mind.
But i really love it when you respond.. so please?

What do you think Junni should do during the holidays
finish add math homework
update her dead blog
continue 'project emo'
drop 'project emo'
cry/grow mushrooms in emo corner
slit her wrist
get a friggin' life

You've eased me from my hopelessness.


(the person that have nothing better to do)

Monday, May 26, 2008

A notice put up out of emoness

Remember the times before exam when I was feeling so so damn emo and kept blabbing about making an emo club? (This is Junni btw) Well, I wasn't emo only before exam, the truth is emo IS my personal trait and I'm being very very serious about establishing that emo club. Serious enough to announce the commencement of 'Project Emo' at 1224 hour, on 27th May 2008, in front of my rusty laggy stupid pathetic computer.

*pressed the 'enter' button on keyboard harder than usual*
For this project, me (Junni) and Tracy planned to convert our emoness in the form of stress, angst, hatred, joy, maybe a little lust (or a lot), etc into html body element display text. In human words, we're basically making a crack!site to post all the afore-mentioned crap. We had already decided that the site will be a livejournal community webpage. But the layouts and settings are left undone. Since I'm totally the opposite of the artsy fartsy kind of people and I am not sure whether Tracy, the super artsy fartsy type could handle it all or not, I would like to recruit some of you emo people out here to help out. Non-emo people that are kind enough could lend a hand too but i'm telling ya flatly that you'll get nothing out of it. (I'm acting like a total bitch again) As for emo people, it's not exactly a must for you to contribute something. As long as you're emo, you're a member, that's for sure. My only hope is that you guys won't act dead like you usually do or something like that in that line that makes you seemed inactive to others. I know many of you like to 'explore' but are SO careful to not leave any traces behind. Maybe for the fear of your activities being monitored by SWAT or yourself being a lock-target of a pro hitman hired by a notorious alias-using mafia boss that wants your head off no matter what because you, the unlucky innocent one, god-knows-how accidently pissed that so-happen-to-be pms-ing fellow and god-knows-what trouble you've stirred... Haiz, cut the crap, though some of you are really really busy or maybe you have some other reasonable reason, what I'm trying to say here is that, let's try our best, you know... as a community perhaps. (What the heck! I made some trivial things like posting crap sound serious and important!)

So... briefly, here's the plan for the project.
1. Theme: gloomy/angsty/dark (you know... to leave an emo atmosphere/impression)
2. Pictures, logos, header required. I'm thinking basing the site on mushrooms, since it's the closest thing to emo. (I can't do this because I'm downright hopeless at drawing =.=//)
3. Bodybackground style, colour, hover and formating.
4. Page alignment and width. (of sidebar and content)
5. div style and font
6. Post entry style and everything.
7. Footer, misc, etc.... (too many to list)
* no. 3 to 7 is all about page customization, I know a bit of html encoding so just tell me what you want and i'll get it done
* this plan sucks because the planner sucks
* suggestions on development or anything additional are mostly welcomed

Maintainer: Junni
Members: Tracy
(more will be added later)

Even though, I'm the maintainer, we are all on equal terms as I've set the setting to allow any members to post anything freely without going through a filter. It's only that, the maintainer is the only one that can alter the html settings and such.

Misusage from members is not appreciated though.

If you're interested or have any questions, just tell or ask me.

I have one problem with html encoding. I can't remove the annoying ads in livejournal personal accounts. Anyone have a clue?

Do you think It's about time i give out the site's URL? I mean, those snoopy 'spies' are out there somewhere, waiting to strike... Why I hesitated in giving out the URL? My answer: Simply because of the journal's content. As I have said earlier, I'll be posting my 'feelings' and I'm an ALL-OUT simple-minded (as in i don't think before I act) yaoi fangirl, commmonly known as fujoshi... (if you don't understand, just forget it)

Last but not least, please please please don't act dead. Interesting? Disgusting? Annoying? Bullshitting? ... At least tell me what you're thinking. Otherwise I would feel like a complete idiot for posting such a long shitty post that nobody reads.

Thanks for wasting some (more like a lot) of your time,

Junni (The emo-est emo kid alive)

Friday, May 16, 2008

those were the days..

was going through phuiyan's friendster pics... and deng deng deng >>>> (see pic below) i suddenly gt the urge to post this..

pesta ria mgs 2007

-28 april 2007-

-4sc1-ners 07 wif class teacher pn wan khirani-

those were the days..

dun blame me. i'm bored..

Friday, May 9, 2008

I read this joke off the 3Heron classroom board. It was super funny and made me and Clara laugh our asses off and made sokwai comment on my sanity. So I googled up the joke to spread some laughter during these dark times (ie. exams)

Kelas yang tadi bercempera tiada guru, kini menjadi senyap sunyi. Ini adalah kerana guru yang paling digeruni telah masuk ke dalam kelas. Wajahnya garang seperti Jin yang tidak ada Shamsudin. Kalau hendak tahu ikutilah pelajaran cikgu ini.
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu: (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi,petang,senja, malam, tengah malam, subuh,cikguuuuuu!
Cikgu: Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid-murid: Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik . Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tenteng perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat dan padu, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu,faham?
Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid-murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid-murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid-murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid-murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Berjaya!
Murid-murid: Usno!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid-murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid-murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Bukan!
Murid-murid: Ya!
Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!
Murid-murid: Oh Hamba!
Cikgu: Dengar ini!
Murid-murid: Dengar itu!
Cikgu: Diam!
Murid-murid: Bising!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru tau!
Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid-murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid-murid: Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid: Cukup ajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid-murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata USNO salah!
Murid-murid: Kami dengar BERJAYA betul!
Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid-murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid-murid: Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)Sebentar kemudian, loceng pun berdering.
Murid-murid merasa lega kerana guru yang paling ditakuti oleh mereka telah keluar. Walau bagaimanapun, mereka merasa bangga kerana telah dapat menjawab kesemua soalan cikgu tadi, tetapi esok masih ada. Cikgu itu pasti akan datang utk mengajar perkara baru.

ps. my mother mentioned that this should be acted out for teacher's day. i so support that ^^